Well,everyone knows that Nokia is one phone that is hard to break,very vulnerable,blah blah...but to some extend that statements like 'The dinosaurs died because a Nokia phone fell from the sky.' is all bullshit...I mean c'mon guys,even Graham Bell wasn't born to discover telephones,then from where on Earth did a 'Nokia hand phone' come in the story.You might be think why the hell is this guy taking a joke so seriously?But there's gotta be at least SOME logic in a joke.So,it's time we change joke.Next time,don't say a Nokia phone fell from the sky,just say that the material used to make Nokia phones fell from the sky.Okayh,I guess that's too much of lame talk for a day.
So today's topic is about Nokia.Why Nokia you may I ask,but I don't know...I just had too.Nokia has been recognized globally with their 'undestructable' phone features,but the question is,what the hell are those phones actually made of?Well,I don't remember working for Nokia,so don't ask me.But whatever it is,it's time Nokia reveal their secret.Can you just imagine,the things made out of'em?The bulletproof vests,the building walls,the new Marvel comic heroes....Just imagine a Marvel comic hero with the name Nokia(or something like that),that's gonna sound so intergalactic.
But you know what Nokia users hate the most?It's criticism...I mean c'mon,leading phone companies with names of fruits or names of some kind of Chinese board game think they're the pro's in the field by just making some successful models(phone models, of course...)Heyh please guys,no matter how much you earn,just have a recap on how long you guys are actually on the field.Compared to Nokia's year experiences,you guys are just noobs. Besides Nokia is still one of a successful running phone producers.So keep talking,noobs.But after all this,I'm not into politics,so let's just skip the topic.
So far within the years,all phone companies have been gearing up their phones with all sorts of features,but if you see deeply,Nokia's battery is actually as powerful as an American president.I still remember that one time my family went for a holiday when I was a kid,and my dad actually left his phone at home.Before leaving the house,remember seeing it fully charged.One week later,we came back home and(no lies)....it actually still had 95% of battery life.But nowadays,people not just only carry their 'smartphones' around,they're forced to carry their phone chargers as well.Damn,what kind of 'smartphone' is it when it can't 'smartly' manage it's battery life.
So here's it,guys.I'm not writing this in favoritism and stuff...but just for the 'LOLs'(hate using that word).But I still have to admit,so far all my phones were and are Nokia phones.That;s because Nokia users are like samurais. Even though the king is powerless,we're still loyal to him. ;)
So today's topic is about Nokia.Why Nokia you may I ask,but I don't know...I just had too.Nokia has been recognized globally with their 'undestructable' phone features,but the question is,what the hell are those phones actually made of?Well,I don't remember working for Nokia,so don't ask me.But whatever it is,it's time Nokia reveal their secret.Can you just imagine,the things made out of'em?The bulletproof vests,the building walls,the new Marvel comic heroes....Just imagine a Marvel comic hero with the name Nokia(or something like that),that's gonna sound so intergalactic.
But you know what Nokia users hate the most?It's criticism...I mean c'mon,leading phone companies with names of fruits or names of some kind of Chinese board game think they're the pro's in the field by just making some successful models(phone models, of course...)Heyh please guys,no matter how much you earn,just have a recap on how long you guys are actually on the field.Compared to Nokia's year experiences,you guys are just noobs. Besides Nokia is still one of a successful running phone producers.So keep talking,noobs.But after all this,I'm not into politics,so let's just skip the topic.
So far within the years,all phone companies have been gearing up their phones with all sorts of features,but if you see deeply,Nokia's battery is actually as powerful as an American president.I still remember that one time my family went for a holiday when I was a kid,and my dad actually left his phone at home.Before leaving the house,remember seeing it fully charged.One week later,we came back home and(no lies)....it actually still had 95% of battery life.But nowadays,people not just only carry their 'smartphones' around,they're forced to carry their phone chargers as well.Damn,what kind of 'smartphone' is it when it can't 'smartly' manage it's battery life.
So here's it,guys.I'm not writing this in favoritism and stuff...but just for the 'LOLs'(hate using that word).But I still have to admit,so far all my phones were and are Nokia phones.That;s because Nokia users are like samurais. Even though the king is powerless,we're still loyal to him. ;)
Its funny u speak about NOKIA, I just think that all phones has robbed the beauty of calling people once a blue moon, and the moment wen you had to go to the public phone to call your friend for something.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking about smart phones, all gadgets had became smarter but people are contrary.
At times I just wonder if technology is helping us or not....
By the way what phone is this 'names of some kind of Chinese board game'?