I'm Back!

I know I took a really long ' day off '...But I'm really glad to say that I'm back for more posts(more like a Season 2...).So,what shall we talk about in this post?I don't know...how about we just talk about things that happened while I wasn't here.I know may things happened when I wasn't here,but among all of'em these were my favourite picks for today...

  First off,let's look on a kidnap case that took place at Cleveland.Michelle Knight,one of three women who survived a decade of captivity in a Cleveland home has revealed that she was bound with an extension cord and left hanging like an "ornament on the wall."Well you might be wondering what could have possibly gone wrong,but here's the thing.She added that she was "tied up like a fish..."About this,I've just have one thing to say,how do you even tie someone up like a fish?How do you even tie a fish?Well,looks like the police officers who rescued Michelle are gonna have a 'sequel' case on was she 'tied like a fish'when she was kidnapped. 

  Next up,the first East Coast City of the United States that had legalize marijuana officially.Portland,Maine, on Tuesday a voting session within the civilians was held on this measure,known as Question 1,passed with about 70% of votes,making Portland the first East Coast city to legalize recreational pot.What's more interesting is that the civilians then celebrated the pro marijuana legalization with some belly dancing and some reggae band music.Look's like they just couldn't wait to get their hands on the pot(for those of you who don't know,it's another name for weed).So after this,I suggest Portland to change it's name...maybe like 'Potland' or something.

  Last on the list,you might be wondering why is this post all about kidnapping and weed.Nope,I'm not some kinda n*gga from Detroit(sorry for the racism,just for fun,no offense... ).So here's some fairy tale-like story.THE world's tallest man has fulfilled his life-long dream of finding love and getting married.I know most of you girls will be going all 'Awww...',but there's more to be shared.Sultan Kosen, 30, who stands at 8ft 3in, towers over his new bride, 21 year-old Merve Dibo who measures 5 foot 9inchs..On his first visit to London in September 2009 he said that he hoped his new found fame would change his life, and help him find a wife:He said: “It’s really difficult to find a girlfriend. They are usually scared of me.  Hopefully now that I'm famous I'll be able to meet lots of girls.  My dream is to be married."And this is what she said:“At first everyone around me told me not to marry him because of his height, but I fell in love with his heart, not his height. His height doesn't bother me at all.”.Throughout the ,my favourite part was when he confessed that:“When I looked into her eyes, I knew it was love”.Looks like the world's tallest man has a heart as big to love her too. 

  So,that's all for now...and yeah,sorry for the damn huge post.Like I told you,it's been a really long time since I last posted,so pretty sure there's a lot more to post.Well,till then,thanks for reading and see you at my next post.KUDOS!!!
:)

Not Lovin' It...

We all know about the Minion Happy Meal problem that happened recently in a McDonald's outlet at Malaysia.Well,here's another tale....

Manchester,Britain-McDonald's customers had a right mare when a woman rode her horse into a branch of the restaurant, where it defecated on the floor, after being refused service in the drive-through lane.Stunned staff of the branch in Whitefield, Greater Manchester, called the police after the incident, and the woman was given a fine.

A statement posted on the Facebook page of Greater Manchester Police's Whitefield Division read: "The staff refused to serve the women due to company policy. The woman then took the horse into the restaurant, who ended up doing his business on the floor.

It is not clear what the horse would have eaten at McDonald's, but rumours circulated it was after a filly-o-fish as it was too late to order an Egg McMuffin-the-mule.

So compared to this,our story's not that bad though...and to the vegetarians,no offence but even horses visit McDonald's.So it's time you pay a visit too...

:p

Source:http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/416639/Not-Lovin-It-Horse-s-revenge-on-McDonald-s-which-refused-drive-thru-service

LAZY HAZY...

Haze flowing through the air of Malaysia and Singapore,caused by Indonesian forest fires.It's kinda disappointing that Singapore,being the worlds first 'green' nation,couldn't handle this heavy haze situation;resulting to an Air Pollution Index(API) up to around 700....that's like a new world record.Singapore is best known for it's new attempts and innovative ideas,but trust me Singapore,you've created history in this.Next time,where ever a bad haze occurs,there's gonna be someone out there saying "At least this isn't s bad as the Singapore's haze on 2013..."Singapore,you've just become the talk of the town!

Malaysia.Not pretty sure why,but whenever a forest fire takes place in Indonesia,Malaysia becomes as smokey as a ghetto smoking weed.It's kinda tragic that the amount of haze in Malaysia is actually WAY HIGHER than Indonesia itself.Walk around the streets,and all you see are mask crusaders loitering here and there.Then what's the point of advising them to stay indoors?Speaking of indoors,this just came to my mind.The responsible authorities advice the people to stay indoors to stay safe from the haze,but what's the use...THERE'S HAZE EVEN IN THE BUILDING!!!So now what do I do?Dig a hole and stuck my head in like an ostrich.On my way back home,I saw this guy who was practicing open burning.Maybe he was just thinking that,"That's a lot of haze out there,how about we add some more!!!".

Last,but not least;Indonesia.Recently,Indonesian government is having talks with the Malaysian and Singapore governments on how to control the haze.It's quite irony that while this talks were going on,the forest fires were still on the loose.Indonesian government,you can have that talk of yours later,how about you just stop those forest fires first....Recently,in a press conference,an Indonesian spokesman came up with this statement,"I don't understand why are the Malaysian and Singapore people complaining about the haze so much and blaming us on that.What about the oxygen we supplied all this while?"(the original statement was in Indonesian language...).After reading this statement,I then realized that all this while,my oxygen supply was coming ALL the way from Indonesia...*sarcastic*...Though,those we're just some wrong choice of words said by a spokesman at the wrong timing.

So people,take good care at this conditions,drink plenty of water and wear a mask when you're going out(which is useless at times).If possible,reduce outdoor activities,even though there's still a little bit of haze indoors too.And remember,the haze one of a way how Mother Nature tells us that she loves us...
;)

Apologies for the dead blog

I know that currently this blog looks quite dead,well it's not dead.It's just in a severe coma...well the reason is that,I'm kinda busy at the moment,but I swear that I'll be up very soon with more 'kaw-kaw' posts ahead...Well,see you then!!
:)

A Nation's Fall-a black mark in Malaysian democracy

Malaysia's 13th General Election was held on the 5th of May 2013.The results were out around 1.00 am in the morning the next day.As usual,the Barisan Nasional alliance had won the majority,defeating the opposition alliance,Pakatan Rakyat. But all these drama did not happen unexpectedly,it was all believed to be a large conspiracy beneath it.It was believed that there were a lot of 'magic' involved.

I am neither a Barisan Nasional,nor Pakatan Rakyat fanatic or supporter.But by seeing the people's majority support,I was really looking forward on Pakatan's mere victory.Besides,I was just nothing but anxious on seeing a change,a new government,a new lineup of cabinet and leaders.In fact,after a Barisan Nasional's 56 year rule in Malaysia,the people were ready to change the government to manipulate the country's pace.The people of Malaysia were willing to give a chance to the opposition parties to see the development rate of the country in the next 5 years.The very frequent post-election question is that,when the majority people is on the Pakatan's side,how did the Barisan Nasional manage to sneak into the Malaysian Parliament?

There were records of foreign workers,who got their 'brand new IC',and by claiming themselves as a 'new age' Malaysian citizen,they went all out to vote.Surprisingly,where did all those guts came from them?They don't know our National Anthem,they don't even know our Prime Minister's name;they were set to 'decide' who should lead the country,which was truly an unfair business.Before I proceed,let me give a small piece of advice to our 'new Malaysians'.It was more of a deal for you guys,but it's not the same for us.It's our future,and we care about our future more than you do;so don't bother doing our part,we've got that all under control on ourselves.

Next up,the issue on spending around an estimating of RM 5 million for the Election Commission's 'so-called' indelible ink,to prevent phantom voters was a complete fail.The 'indelible' ink was really easy to be removed,and it definitely did not stop the phantoms to do their job.

Not only that,after the voting sessions has ended,and the counting had started;so many issues came up. Such as,thugs not allowing counting agents to enter,ballot boxes 'interchange' on the way to the counting booth and so on.But the highlight was the 'Blackout' issue,an issue never before seen in any elections not only in Malaysia,but also around the whole world so far.When the counting is almost over,the lights mysterious goes off(mind it that only at the counting booths ONLY).And when the lights are back again,there will be ballot boxes left uncounted yet,like they have 'magically' appear out of nowhere.

Last but not least,the recounts.Once parties had found themselves at a very bad state in their constituencies,they right away call up for a recount.Not once or twice,but 5 or 6 times approx.After the recount,the loser becomes the winner with a very,very high difference in the majority voting.

Now this is what it is for me,as I said earlier,I'm not a Barisan nor Pakatan supporter.But I sure believe in Malaysia.I believe in the citizens of Malaysia.I truly believe in the Y-Generation of Malaysia.We cannot be parted as we are one.We are all under the same roof,under the same name,a name as we all know,Malaysians.

But what have the country had become.Known to be a democratic country,where people is given the full power to choose their country's leader,where had the people's power gone? Even though the majority people's support was on the Pakatan's side,how did Barisan manage to get the thrones of theirs in the Malaysian Parliament?It remains a 'mystery' till date. Pakatan supporters now post black pictures to picture  anger,unhappiness,and disaggrement with the final results.It was also known as the 'Black Monday',according to social network sites.Not to be left out,even though being a neutral person,I have changed mine too.A lot of people;the Y-Generation in specific,had bravely voiced out their mind voices of theirs.So did I.But know I realize,that all maybe just a waste of time.Because,without our knowledge,all sorts of political wizardry had corrupted the elections,the democracy,and the nation's peoples' hope in creating their future for themselves.So now,I had removed all my black pictures from all my accounts in social networking sites,because I had known that setting a black profile picture isn't gonna help the people to get their rights on this nation.But remember people,the fight shall not stop,a hot plate of justice should be served,and the most important of all,NO WAR and NO VIOLENCE.If such happens,we automatically fail our fight for justice and fair democracy.

#Make no war,One Love Always.
;)

Why China,Why?

Recently,I've been hearing news on some kind of economical scandal going on in China.They say that other countries should not rely much on Chinese products.

Now here's the thing.I'm not some racist or against Chinese or something,but I'm just saying.How.the.hell.are you gonna boycott a country that produces almost EVERYTHING on this planet?

I mean,you gotta admit it,other than yourself (not applicable to Chinese friends out there),EVERYTHING is Made In China.You wanna drive a Lexus,it's made (more to assembled...) in China.You wanna wear your football team's original kit,it's made in China.You wanna go to The Great Wall of China,it's made in China.You wanna go to the bathroom,yup,you've guessed. (the toilet bowl is made in China,you dirty minded freak...)

So dear Rest Of the World,how are you gonna boycott China again?
...and yeah,a little advice to my dear China,we're depending on you,please don't let us down.:(
just saying!!! ;)

a Gangnam Style send-off...

A man who committed suicide recently demanded a 'Gangnam Style' send-off.Before committing suicide,he left a note saying that he wanted the 'Gangnam Style' instead of funeral music.Think this is a joke,too bad it isn't.

But seriously,why the hell would he even want that?Can you imagine,friends and family members mourning,meanwhile at the background you hear a loud "OPPA GANGNAM STYLE"...That's sounds so stupid in reality,but it actually happened people.This incident which made me go 'What?' took place of the country of the 'Wat's.

So here are some suggestions of songs for you to play on your funeral:
1)Highway To Hell
2)Burn,Baby Burn(specially for those who're gonna be cremated)
3)Staying Alive(obviously the edge of sarcasm)
4)Going Underground(literally...)
last but not least,5)Ding Dong,The Witch is Dead(for women only)
(*just for fun*)

So please guys,don't plan this kinda stupid stuffs.I want to come to your house to mourn as a funeral,not to laugh out loud as a comedy show. ;)

*Courtesy-Nury Vittachi 

JAMS!!!

I always wonder...if everyone on the road is on the move,then how are traffic jams caused.Some blame it's the traffic police,some blame the young 'P' license drivers,and some blame the indiscipline drivers.But guess what,THEY'RE ALL RESPONSIBLE!

Traffic Police-Most of them do they're part well.(...and yeah,some of them fail to do it big time).But,there are a number f them who ACTUALLY GETS NERVOUS seeing to much crowd in the traffic.And yeah,there are others who do all sorts of confusing hand moves.If you look closely,those hand movements may look similar to Bruce Lee's fight postures.(just saying)

'P' license drivers-Even though I myself is a 'P' licensed driver,doesn't mean I can't say anything about them...because hey, at least I DEFINITELY don't drive like you...We all know that you're new and you're trying to drive carefully,but c'mon the driver ahead you is already 500 meters in front of you,and you're just stopped-still there. What'cha doing,meditating for World Peace,well go a head meditating at your house,not at the middle of a traffic jam.And yeah,we all know that you're kind hearted,but that doesn't mean you give all the road you have to other drivers,letting a bigger crowd waiting with fury behind you...

Indiscipline drivers-Just now,I was talking about the 'novice',now let's focus on the 'godlike' drivers,shall we.Just because they're 'kids' on the road,doesn't mean you can bully them,aiye...and yeah,if you're planning to speed with your Proton car and to cut in in the middle,why aim a Honda,BMW or Porsche I suggest you do that to a Hummer or any 4WD vehicle...and don't forget to give me your contact number,because I'll be coming to check out your car at the mechanic garage,and you at the hospital. ;)

Buses Go Green? I DON'T THINK SO!!!

It is said that one of the causes of Global Warming is too much gasses emitted from vehicles.So,we were told to use public transportation...and the most famous public transportation-the bus.But,how good are the buses we use?

Today,I'm crossing the road,and I saw a bus 'releasing' it's gas.I tell you,my god,even an industrial factory will not emit THAT much gas!!!And the color,well after seeing the color of the smoke,I guess I know why are crows black in color.But why,why don't they just use good bus.

Saying that using these buses will help the nation 'Go Green' isn't enough.Buses that are actually Go Green are more preferable.And who to be blamed,I don't really know.Because,if this matter comes up for an argument it;s always fingers pointing on others,instead of accepting the reality.

So next time,saying we're 'Going Green' won't help at any cost,you have to literally practice it...and yeah,please neither do you 'Go Black' walking next to a bus along the roadside. ;)

YOUTH TODAY-The disrespect chapter

Youths today may be very disrespectful at times.They don't see difference in age group,They just like saying stuffs they like and treat however they want.But they gotta know that you give respect in order to get respect. 

So this is what I saw when I was travelling in the train few days back.There was this guy who was been seated for a long time.Then,an elderly woman stepped into the train.I expected him to offer her a seat,but he din't.So offered mine to her.A few stations later,a pretty woman stepped into the train.Then,that guy just turned and looked around whether is anyone giving her a place.Once he realized she was standing,he immediately offered her his seat.She smiled at him for offering his seat,and he smiled back at her.But that wasn't the funny part,seeing this,the old woman looked at me and told me,"Looks like next time,I gotta go to the beauty parlour before getting on the train ...".I couldn't stop laughing after that. 

So remember guys,next time,give your seat for an elderly woman instead of a pretty woman...because you wouldn't know,that pretty woman MIGHT be a grandma. ;)

END OF HOLIDAYS-Breaking Hearts

Well,everyone knows that it's the end of holidays for now.and everyone,mostly those studying in schools or institutions would be sitting at home with a broken heart.Sayings like 'I felt this break was too short...' and 'The break's over so fast,DAMN!!' will be going on their heads,and of course,in Facebook.Being a student,I know that feel.But the actual story is,you actually had fun.You had rest.I know you would have had plans and none of it is fulfilled,but guess who's to be blamed?You don't have to turn around and LOOK for someone to blame,it's none other than you.And why is that?We make plans,but we don't check our schedules.So just don't get worn out,I'm pretty sure that there's always that next break for making up plans and not executing it.And if you actual do fulfill your plan on those break,well,CONGRATS to you.I'm happy for you.So guys,stop complaining and get set for normal routines for tomorrow,besides we got a Monday Blues to recover for tomorrow. ;)  

MOVIES-Affecting Kids Nowadays

It is said that kids nowadays turn so violent because of all those violent movies.Well if that's the case,lemme just asking something one thing.If violent movies influence kids today,so does other movie too.So if kids get violent seeing violent movies,wouldn't they drown seeing Titanic?wouldn't they jump trees to trees watching Tarzan?wouldn't they get stranded on a boat in the middle of the sea with a tiger on it?wouldn't those who watch Twilight be...we'll most of'em are who they're supposed to be.... 

I'm not objecting the whole statement,but I think putting the whole blame to violent movies is just not right.Besides,there were even violent movies in the 60's.You don't see 60's people get in an assault or a bank robbery or something violent...(okayh maybe some oldschool mafias did,but not everyone in the 60's were involved in violence,right.)So,don't blame the movies. 

I admit that movies these days are actually quite violent in a way,but the real fact is that it's all in the child's mind.If violent movies or games nowadays actually affected the kids,just imagine the kids who played Super Mario Bros those days.All you'll be seeing in the streets are kids jumping on other people's heads and entering into sewers in search of gold coins. 

So people,the fault isn't the movies or the games.Nope,I'm not about to blame their parents too.It's actually on the kids itself.They need to have the mind to accept reality rather than just follow fantasy footsteps.Even though I'm not blaming the parents,they still need to play their part in this,and of course so does their teachers,and even friends.  ;)

NOKIA-Connecting People

Well,everyone knows that Nokia is one phone that is hard to break,very vulnerable,blah blah...but to some extend that statements like 'The dinosaurs died because a Nokia phone fell from the sky.' is all bullshit...I mean c'mon guys,even Graham Bell wasn't born to discover telephones,then from where on Earth did a 'Nokia hand phone' come in the story.You might be think why the hell is this guy taking a joke so seriously?But there's gotta be at least SOME logic in a joke.So,it's time we change joke.Next time,don't say a Nokia phone fell from the sky,just say that the material used to make Nokia phones fell from the sky.Okayh,I guess that's too much of lame talk for a day.

So today's topic is about Nokia.Why Nokia you may I ask,but I don't know...I just had too.Nokia has been recognized globally with their 'undestructable' phone features,but the question is,what the hell are those phones actually made of?Well,I don't remember working for Nokia,so don't ask me.But whatever it is,it's time Nokia reveal their secret.Can you just imagine,the things made out of'em?The bulletproof vests,the building walls,the new Marvel comic heroes....Just imagine a Marvel comic hero with the name Nokia(or something like that),that's gonna sound so intergalactic. 

But you know what Nokia users hate the most?It's criticism...I mean c'mon,leading phone companies with names of fruits or names of some kind of Chinese board game think they're the pro's in the field by just making some successful models(phone models, of course...)Heyh please guys,no matter how much you earn,just have a recap on how long you guys are actually on the field.Compared to Nokia's year experiences,you guys are just noobs. Besides Nokia is still one of a successful running phone producers.So keep talking,noobs.But after all this,I'm not into politics,so let's just skip the topic.

So far within the years,all phone companies have been gearing up their phones with all sorts of features,but if you see deeply,Nokia's battery is actually as powerful as an American president.I still remember that one time my family went for a holiday when I was a kid,and my dad actually left his phone at home.Before leaving the house,remember seeing it fully charged.One week later,we came back home and(no lies)....it actually still had 95% of battery life.But nowadays,people not just only carry their 'smartphones' around,they're forced to carry their phone chargers as well.Damn,what kind of 'smartphone' is it when it can't 'smartly' manage it's battery life.

So here's it,guys.I'm not writing this in favoritism and stuff...but just for the 'LOLs'(hate using that word).But I still have to admit,so far all my phones were and are Nokia phones.That;s because Nokia users are like samurais. Even though the king is powerless,we're still loyal to him. ;)

Welcome,Earthlings!

Before I start,I just wanna introduce you guys to my new blog spot. What's it about?I don't know...Well,I've basically created this page to just share my comical and witty experiences I've gone so far,going through right now,and if I'm psychic,maybe even what I'll be  going through in the mere future.They say that the most powerful weapon in the world is a pen...but since I can't use a pen to blog,I'll just say that it's more to the mind.So guys,just stay awesome as always and stay tuned for more. ;)