Why China,Why?

Recently,I've been hearing news on some kind of economical scandal going on in China.They say that other countries should not rely much on Chinese products.

Now here's the thing.I'm not some racist or against Chinese or something,but I'm just saying.How.the.hell.are you gonna boycott a country that produces almost EVERYTHING on this planet?

I mean,you gotta admit it,other than yourself (not applicable to Chinese friends out there),EVERYTHING is Made In China.You wanna drive a Lexus,it's made (more to assembled...) in China.You wanna wear your football team's original kit,it's made in China.You wanna go to The Great Wall of China,it's made in China.You wanna go to the bathroom,yup,you've guessed. (the toilet bowl is made in China,you dirty minded freak...)

So dear Rest Of the World,how are you gonna boycott China again?
...and yeah,a little advice to my dear China,we're depending on you,please don't let us down.:(
just saying!!! ;)

a Gangnam Style send-off...

A man who committed suicide recently demanded a 'Gangnam Style' send-off.Before committing suicide,he left a note saying that he wanted the 'Gangnam Style' instead of funeral music.Think this is a joke,too bad it isn't.

But seriously,why the hell would he even want that?Can you imagine,friends and family members mourning,meanwhile at the background you hear a loud "OPPA GANGNAM STYLE"...That's sounds so stupid in reality,but it actually happened people.This incident which made me go 'What?' took place of the country of the 'Wat's.

So here are some suggestions of songs for you to play on your funeral:
1)Highway To Hell
2)Burn,Baby Burn(specially for those who're gonna be cremated)
3)Staying Alive(obviously the edge of sarcasm)
4)Going Underground(literally...)
last but not least,5)Ding Dong,The Witch is Dead(for women only)
(*just for fun*)

So please guys,don't plan this kinda stupid stuffs.I want to come to your house to mourn as a funeral,not to laugh out loud as a comedy show. ;)

*Courtesy-Nury Vittachi 

JAMS!!!

I always wonder...if everyone on the road is on the move,then how are traffic jams caused.Some blame it's the traffic police,some blame the young 'P' license drivers,and some blame the indiscipline drivers.But guess what,THEY'RE ALL RESPONSIBLE!

Traffic Police-Most of them do they're part well.(...and yeah,some of them fail to do it big time).But,there are a number f them who ACTUALLY GETS NERVOUS seeing to much crowd in the traffic.And yeah,there are others who do all sorts of confusing hand moves.If you look closely,those hand movements may look similar to Bruce Lee's fight postures.(just saying)

'P' license drivers-Even though I myself is a 'P' licensed driver,doesn't mean I can't say anything about them...because hey, at least I DEFINITELY don't drive like you...We all know that you're new and you're trying to drive carefully,but c'mon the driver ahead you is already 500 meters in front of you,and you're just stopped-still there. What'cha doing,meditating for World Peace,well go a head meditating at your house,not at the middle of a traffic jam.And yeah,we all know that you're kind hearted,but that doesn't mean you give all the road you have to other drivers,letting a bigger crowd waiting with fury behind you...

Indiscipline drivers-Just now,I was talking about the 'novice',now let's focus on the 'godlike' drivers,shall we.Just because they're 'kids' on the road,doesn't mean you can bully them,aiye...and yeah,if you're planning to speed with your Proton car and to cut in in the middle,why aim a Honda,BMW or Porsche I suggest you do that to a Hummer or any 4WD vehicle...and don't forget to give me your contact number,because I'll be coming to check out your car at the mechanic garage,and you at the hospital. ;)

Buses Go Green? I DON'T THINK SO!!!

It is said that one of the causes of Global Warming is too much gasses emitted from vehicles.So,we were told to use public transportation...and the most famous public transportation-the bus.But,how good are the buses we use?

Today,I'm crossing the road,and I saw a bus 'releasing' it's gas.I tell you,my god,even an industrial factory will not emit THAT much gas!!!And the color,well after seeing the color of the smoke,I guess I know why are crows black in color.But why,why don't they just use good bus.

Saying that using these buses will help the nation 'Go Green' isn't enough.Buses that are actually Go Green are more preferable.And who to be blamed,I don't really know.Because,if this matter comes up for an argument it;s always fingers pointing on others,instead of accepting the reality.

So next time,saying we're 'Going Green' won't help at any cost,you have to literally practice it...and yeah,please neither do you 'Go Black' walking next to a bus along the roadside. ;)

YOUTH TODAY-The disrespect chapter

Youths today may be very disrespectful at times.They don't see difference in age group,They just like saying stuffs they like and treat however they want.But they gotta know that you give respect in order to get respect. 

So this is what I saw when I was travelling in the train few days back.There was this guy who was been seated for a long time.Then,an elderly woman stepped into the train.I expected him to offer her a seat,but he din't.So offered mine to her.A few stations later,a pretty woman stepped into the train.Then,that guy just turned and looked around whether is anyone giving her a place.Once he realized she was standing,he immediately offered her his seat.She smiled at him for offering his seat,and he smiled back at her.But that wasn't the funny part,seeing this,the old woman looked at me and told me,"Looks like next time,I gotta go to the beauty parlour before getting on the train ...".I couldn't stop laughing after that. 

So remember guys,next time,give your seat for an elderly woman instead of a pretty woman...because you wouldn't know,that pretty woman MIGHT be a grandma. ;)