Why China,Why?

Recently,I've been hearing news on some kind of economical scandal going on in China.They say that other countries should not rely much on Chinese products.

Now here's the thing.I'm not some racist or against Chinese or something,but I'm just saying.How.the.hell.are you gonna boycott a country that produces almost EVERYTHING on this planet?

I mean,you gotta admit it,other than yourself (not applicable to Chinese friends out there),EVERYTHING is Made In China.You wanna drive a Lexus,it's made (more to assembled...) in China.You wanna wear your football team's original kit,it's made in China.You wanna go to The Great Wall of China,it's made in China.You wanna go to the bathroom,yup,you've guessed. (the toilet bowl is made in China,you dirty minded freak...)

So dear Rest Of the World,how are you gonna boycott China again?
...and yeah,a little advice to my dear China,we're depending on you,please don't let us down.:(
just saying!!! ;)

a Gangnam Style send-off...

A man who committed suicide recently demanded a 'Gangnam Style' send-off.Before committing suicide,he left a note saying that he wanted the 'Gangnam Style' instead of funeral music.Think this is a joke,too bad it isn't.

But seriously,why the hell would he even want that?Can you imagine,friends and family members mourning,meanwhile at the background you hear a loud "OPPA GANGNAM STYLE"...That's sounds so stupid in reality,but it actually happened people.This incident which made me go 'What?' took place of the country of the 'Wat's.

So here are some suggestions of songs for you to play on your funeral:
1)Highway To Hell
2)Burn,Baby Burn(specially for those who're gonna be cremated)
3)Staying Alive(obviously the edge of sarcasm)
4)Going Underground(literally...)
last but not least,5)Ding Dong,The Witch is Dead(for women only)
(*just for fun*)

So please guys,don't plan this kinda stupid stuffs.I want to come to your house to mourn as a funeral,not to laugh out loud as a comedy show. ;)

*Courtesy-Nury Vittachi 

JAMS!!!

I always wonder...if everyone on the road is on the move,then how are traffic jams caused.Some blame it's the traffic police,some blame the young 'P' license drivers,and some blame the indiscipline drivers.But guess what,THEY'RE ALL RESPONSIBLE!

Traffic Police-Most of them do they're part well.(...and yeah,some of them fail to do it big time).But,there are a number f them who ACTUALLY GETS NERVOUS seeing to much crowd in the traffic.And yeah,there are others who do all sorts of confusing hand moves.If you look closely,those hand movements may look similar to Bruce Lee's fight postures.(just saying)

'P' license drivers-Even though I myself is a 'P' licensed driver,doesn't mean I can't say anything about them...because hey, at least I DEFINITELY don't drive like you...We all know that you're new and you're trying to drive carefully,but c'mon the driver ahead you is already 500 meters in front of you,and you're just stopped-still there. What'cha doing,meditating for World Peace,well go a head meditating at your house,not at the middle of a traffic jam.And yeah,we all know that you're kind hearted,but that doesn't mean you give all the road you have to other drivers,letting a bigger crowd waiting with fury behind you...

Indiscipline drivers-Just now,I was talking about the 'novice',now let's focus on the 'godlike' drivers,shall we.Just because they're 'kids' on the road,doesn't mean you can bully them,aiye...and yeah,if you're planning to speed with your Proton car and to cut in in the middle,why aim a Honda,BMW or Porsche I suggest you do that to a Hummer or any 4WD vehicle...and don't forget to give me your contact number,because I'll be coming to check out your car at the mechanic garage,and you at the hospital. ;)

Buses Go Green? I DON'T THINK SO!!!

It is said that one of the causes of Global Warming is too much gasses emitted from vehicles.So,we were told to use public transportation...and the most famous public transportation-the bus.But,how good are the buses we use?

Today,I'm crossing the road,and I saw a bus 'releasing' it's gas.I tell you,my god,even an industrial factory will not emit THAT much gas!!!And the color,well after seeing the color of the smoke,I guess I know why are crows black in color.But why,why don't they just use good bus.

Saying that using these buses will help the nation 'Go Green' isn't enough.Buses that are actually Go Green are more preferable.And who to be blamed,I don't really know.Because,if this matter comes up for an argument it;s always fingers pointing on others,instead of accepting the reality.

So next time,saying we're 'Going Green' won't help at any cost,you have to literally practice it...and yeah,please neither do you 'Go Black' walking next to a bus along the roadside. ;)

YOUTH TODAY-The disrespect chapter

Youths today may be very disrespectful at times.They don't see difference in age group,They just like saying stuffs they like and treat however they want.But they gotta know that you give respect in order to get respect. 

So this is what I saw when I was travelling in the train few days back.There was this guy who was been seated for a long time.Then,an elderly woman stepped into the train.I expected him to offer her a seat,but he din't.So offered mine to her.A few stations later,a pretty woman stepped into the train.Then,that guy just turned and looked around whether is anyone giving her a place.Once he realized she was standing,he immediately offered her his seat.She smiled at him for offering his seat,and he smiled back at her.But that wasn't the funny part,seeing this,the old woman looked at me and told me,"Looks like next time,I gotta go to the beauty parlour before getting on the train ...".I couldn't stop laughing after that. 

So remember guys,next time,give your seat for an elderly woman instead of a pretty woman...because you wouldn't know,that pretty woman MIGHT be a grandma. ;)

END OF HOLIDAYS-Breaking Hearts

Well,everyone knows that it's the end of holidays for now.and everyone,mostly those studying in schools or institutions would be sitting at home with a broken heart.Sayings like 'I felt this break was too short...' and 'The break's over so fast,DAMN!!' will be going on their heads,and of course,in Facebook.Being a student,I know that feel.But the actual story is,you actually had fun.You had rest.I know you would have had plans and none of it is fulfilled,but guess who's to be blamed?You don't have to turn around and LOOK for someone to blame,it's none other than you.And why is that?We make plans,but we don't check our schedules.So just don't get worn out,I'm pretty sure that there's always that next break for making up plans and not executing it.And if you actual do fulfill your plan on those break,well,CONGRATS to you.I'm happy for you.So guys,stop complaining and get set for normal routines for tomorrow,besides we got a Monday Blues to recover for tomorrow. ;)  

MOVIES-Affecting Kids Nowadays

It is said that kids nowadays turn so violent because of all those violent movies.Well if that's the case,lemme just asking something one thing.If violent movies influence kids today,so does other movie too.So if kids get violent seeing violent movies,wouldn't they drown seeing Titanic?wouldn't they jump trees to trees watching Tarzan?wouldn't they get stranded on a boat in the middle of the sea with a tiger on it?wouldn't those who watch Twilight be...we'll most of'em are who they're supposed to be.... 

I'm not objecting the whole statement,but I think putting the whole blame to violent movies is just not right.Besides,there were even violent movies in the 60's.You don't see 60's people get in an assault or a bank robbery or something violent...(okayh maybe some oldschool mafias did,but not everyone in the 60's were involved in violence,right.)So,don't blame the movies. 

I admit that movies these days are actually quite violent in a way,but the real fact is that it's all in the child's mind.If violent movies or games nowadays actually affected the kids,just imagine the kids who played Super Mario Bros those days.All you'll be seeing in the streets are kids jumping on other people's heads and entering into sewers in search of gold coins. 

So people,the fault isn't the movies or the games.Nope,I'm not about to blame their parents too.It's actually on the kids itself.They need to have the mind to accept reality rather than just follow fantasy footsteps.Even though I'm not blaming the parents,they still need to play their part in this,and of course so does their teachers,and even friends.  ;)